OK, I’m not really a-scared of Bonnie Raitt. I rather enjoy Bonnie Raitt, and not in a horror-flick kind-of-way. But I was reminiscing with my friend Ashley tonight about the time I was in East Tennessee with my friends Angie & Susan. We decided to visit the Forbidden Caverns located in Sevierville, TN which is Dolly Parton‘s childhood neck-of-the-woods and not too far from Dollywood.

Dolly's neck
We were getting ready to start our tour when we overheard two tour guides chatting. One of the guides mentioned that he would often run into Dolly around town. The other tour guide, who was a fella in his early twenties, volunteered, “‘I’d have no problem meeting Dolly Parton but if I ever ran into Bonnie Raitt I’d be so a-scared I’d probably scream mah head off, hitch-up and run in the other direction!” Well, Susan, Angie and I thought that the notion of somebody being terrified of Bonnie Raitt was just hysterical and we did the best we could to contain our laughter, but, well, we were in a cavern, so the sound traveled rather easily and loudly. Now every time Bonnie Raitt comes to mind, I also think of that poor guy. I thought it might be fun to find a life-size cut-out of Ms. Raitt and return to the caverns to terrorize him, howling, “Bonnie’s gonna cut ya!” but he really was a nice tour guide.
This got me to thinking about what Bonnie Raitt might look like these days. I imagine she would not be the kind of gal who would go in for all sorts of fillers and plastic surgery, and that possibly her natural-aging might just be what scared the guy (since it seems every celeb of a certain age has been tinkered with). So, I found a pic of what appears to be of her latest press photos.

I ain't a-scared-a no Bonnie Raitt
She looks amazing! No fear here. In fact, she looks younger than she did in 1971.

Bonnie Raitt's gonna cut ya!
Whatever she’s doing, it’s fantastic. Besides photoshopping, it must be mostly natural since us redheads with fair skin don’t fare too well with cosmetic procedures (scarring, etc.) so hopefully I’ll meet Ms. Raitt one day, check behind her ears and find out her secrets.
You know, there’s really no point to this post other than for today it gave me something to talk about (I know, I know…have a heart! It’s just a blog- not a love letter! Besides, I can’t make you love me if you don’t…however, I am ready for the thing called love. I’m not the only one! And you never know when love will come sneakin’ up on you!).
OK, OK. I’m done. Just in the nick of time.
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